In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained