To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely