The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

When God closes one store He opens another

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

I will gladly suffer fools for love