Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation