Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom