How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
