When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war: