Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea