The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th