Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

When God closes one store He opens another

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them