Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is