If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

Let there be light blight and hindsight

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in