Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

In Let there be plight the P is silent

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die