Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant