Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten