It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Mating For Life Saved My
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened