As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time