The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs