When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
