Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

If you think your status can prote… You will inevitably abuse your sta… And find yourself asking Don’t you know who I am? The answer will be no

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley