For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way