The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Life is trying So Die trying

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...