It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room