We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

I changed My mind By following My heart

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up