We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
