Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
