To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

A being becomes human when you add meaning

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage