When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…