The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…