Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real