The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

One thing I could do Was need control

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…