Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates