Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie