When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
