The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
