Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
When Luke unknowingly asks Yoda “How far away is Yoda– Will it take us long to get there?… Yoda replies “Patience, soon you will be with h…
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
