We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…