Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible