I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
