The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences
But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear