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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

The Internet’s Primary Function Is to Weaken the Will of the People; to Accomplish This All of Its Other Functions Make Life So Much Easier

In true democracy
Authority flows via
The will of the people
 
In our technocracy
Authority grows via
HTML that enfeebles

Autres oeuvres par Chris Gaither...
I Am Alone

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
The Storage Bins of Totalitarianism, AKA the Internet

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
We Call It The Industrious Watercourse

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
“Everybody Knows That It’s Me or You” Except Me

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
The Reward for Good Work Is More Work

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
It’s Spelled Bryan But It’s Pronounced Brine

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Flamboyantly Gray

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
It’s a Question of Time, and There Is an Answer

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
What Kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
It’s a Slow Process, It Costs a Lot of Money, and It Involves a Lot of Drudgery, but in the End, You Get to Be Alone with Your Clone

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
You Know It’s Totalitarian When It’s Total Bull

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
Whenever It Looks Like Batman and Robin Are Climbing a Wall with the Batrope, It Is Just a Camera Trick; We Too Face a Wall That Becomes the Ground Beneath Our Feet the Moment We Believe, Grasp the Rope, and Take Our First Steps Up the Wall

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go
The World’s Most Powerful Bureaucracy Releases Its Vision and Mission Statements

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Tell It Like It Is

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
All Life Is in Jeopardy

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said



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