You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD