I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air