Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free