Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…