All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–