In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable