Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact