The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…