Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
