All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it