If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me