After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
