Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God