I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…