People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
