Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense
Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me