Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
There Is Always Room For
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives