They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…