You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all