We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small