Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

The truth, in fact, is not out the… It’s in here And that echo you hear Is where the truth, your heart, go… Making efforts to reintroduce the…

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early