Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
