Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death