The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…