I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way