In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone