Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

If you want to understand your ene… And your enemies believe they love… You must learn to listen for the u… You will hear them demanding Of anyone who will listen:

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned