It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever