Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology